empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

Crow's Nester

Taking a dump in a urinal in a men's bathroom. This term pays homage to the 'upper decker' of yore. Since the urinals are usually mounted higher than other disposal units in the bathroom, it just makes a lot of sense.

Once, at a marathon, a runner came in to take a Trump/Clinton (your choice) and it was all hands on deck. So he saddled a urinal and gave it a good crow's nester.

by sundansx August 31, 2017

bird nester

a person who eats alot of fruit with seeds and then stores them in his upper lip, and then spits them on an unsuspecting victum.

by golly this watermelon is darn right good i say, but watch out for henry, he is a bird nester and he will spray you with seeds. good morrow

by beanballz February 26, 2010

nesters girl

someone who is very lost and doesn't know what the fuck is going on in that moment

That was such a nesters girl moment

by Ndodjsbsiianxnd March 3, 2019

Nester

When your penis is so small it's 'nesting in your public hair' and is fully hidden.

'Hey, have you seen those naked pictures of Chris going around? He's got a right nester'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024

Nestered

The act of falling or blacking out due to the effects of narcotics.

"Me and my friend got super high, and he hecka nestered. It had me trippin."

by First worst time inclined November 19, 2012

rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.

I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.

by ozmatic July 22, 2011