Nessie

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao August 02, 2008
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nessiness

Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.
by rock the casbah March 31, 2005
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nessy

She's abserlutely gorgeous, wouldn't change her for the world!!you really need to see someone as hot as her!!
by Nessy's Admirer April 14, 2004
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Nessi

He is sort of afraid of water, in a strange way. Likes to annoy people.... Is the LochNess Monster
P1: STOP WITH THE WATER ALREADY!!!
P2: Geez Nessi CALM DOWN....
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nessiness

Derived from suffix -ness. It is the distinct aspect(s) exhibited by someone/something that makes he/she/it unique.
Example 1:
Person 1: "That tree has a certain kind of nessiness about it. I can't tell exactly what it is though."
Person 2: "I think it's the neon pink leaves."

Example 2:
Person 1: zomg i pwn!! im so 1337!!! itz part of my nessiness!!!!!!!
Person 2: So are your obsessions for lolcats.com and ebaumsworld.com.
Person 1: can i has cheeseburger?
by Poofyness November 26, 2009
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Nessy

A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.
Dude 1: "Where's Luke Williams?"
Dude 2: "Don't know, cunts such a Nessy."
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Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures
You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!
by Prophets Of Norris! September 07, 2009
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