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nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.
After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.
by shane November 30, 2004
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Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.
That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.
by kir3d May 4, 2010
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Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
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Nessied

When a person is humpped by a dog. No penitration is neccessary.
Greg: yo my dog started to hump me yesterday when I was tring to grab something from under the table.
Ryan: you got nessied bitch
by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009
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Nessi

Nessi is the cutest nickname for Vanessa on this entire planet. Is actually just as awesome as a Vanessa, but a little bit kinkier and more depressed. The only thing she reads are gay fanfics with a lot of smut. She is extremely sensitive, so watch your mouth! She is the perfect combination of cute and hot af. A lot of guys want her, but she only wants that one person. Literally the most supportive friend you'll have and also the chillest roomate. If you have a Nessi in your life, show her a lot of love and affection and let her know that she is a very important human being, that lights up your world. (because that's what she is)
Friend: Yo, my crush wants to vape with me but 'm not sure.....
Nessi: DO IT OMG I SHIP IT SO HARD GO FOR IT YAAAAAAS GIRL GET THAT DICK
by coolassfriend January 7, 2019
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Nessian

The ship between Nesta and Cassian, from ACOSF by SJM.

They have a beautiful backstory, where Cassian trains Nesta to be a better, stronger, person, and in the midst of this, they fall in love. They are also mates and have saved each other countless times. Badass couple.
Nessian:

"Hey, Nesta," Cassian rumbles from the doorway.
"Leave my reading alone, Cassian," Nesta says without turning a head.
"I'm leaving your reading alone. Just not you," Cassian smiles.
by acotarlover October 12, 2021
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Nessie

Renesmee Carlie Cullen's nickname, given to her by Jacob Black because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However all of the characters adopt this shortened version.

*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*
Grandpa Charlie: “See you tomorrow, Nessie.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”
by twifangirl21 April 26, 2009
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