Non-Newtonian Man 

DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.

Exterior Warehouse

Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*

Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!

*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*

Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"

*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!

*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"

Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*

Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!

Non-Newtonian Man by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

neptunewanter 

On IMDB message boards, the word for a very very very very very very very very very sexy guy.

Girl: "Ugly pic, you wish you were a neptunewanter."

neptunewanter by Jakey_Poo February 23, 2008

neptunia 

A cunt named emilio

Neptunia come here

neptunia by Wolfboyhero May 13, 2016

nestonians 

The last living Demi-gods on Earth.

Transcended Human beings, also known as Nestonians, exhibit higher understanding of #first-world problems.

nestonians by gr3y6h0st December 23, 2016

neptunic nerds

neptunic nerds are a band in the us sage, oliva, phills,nascar, sky, cloudy,coco.bean,my falut. yes those are the names they write songs you should go see for yourself

hey have you heard of neptunic nerds? yea dude there a great band!!

neptunic nerds by coolperson33 June 1, 2021

Neptunic 

Neptunic is non-man loving non-man

Lesbian is also non-man loving non-man
So what's the difference?
Neptunic people likes non-man with a feminist ''style'' (also known as non-masculine)
Lesbian people likes non-man but they dont care if they have a feminist or masculine ''style''

1: I'm Neptunic!
2: isn't that the same as lesbian?
1: no neptunic only likes feminist style, while lesbians dont care
2: ohhh, guess im neptunic too!
3: Me too!

Neptunic by TrypoXVenus March 2, 2022

Neptunid 

A child of The Greek Sea God, Poseidon (Roman: Neptune. Another word for neptunid: poseidid. The neptunids also include Poseidon's countless sea nymph offspring-many of which are unknown).

'The numerous children of Poseidon are called the Neptunids, (ie. Poseidids)-many of which are also unknown and they aren't to be confused with the nereids, which are children of Nereus.'

Neptunid by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 23, 2022