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Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.
#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009
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negromancer

Same as a necromancer, but instead communicates with spirits of black people rather than spirits of dead people, better known as the art of negromancy. Also gives better use to the term "black magic". Oh yeah, and he's black.
-You're a negromancer!
by Shavy McShae October 28, 2005
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negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.
negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...
by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009
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Nebrotiation

Ne-bro-tiation is a dialogue between two drunk buddies (Bromance), intended to resolve disputes, to produce an agreement upon who is a hottie and who is a shotty, to figure out who has to land on the grenade, to bargain for individual dibs, or to craft outcomes to satisfy various sexual interests. It is the primary method of drunken dispute resolution.

Nebrotiation occurs in bars, clubs, and anywhere that alcohol is consumed.

The study of the subject is called Nebrotiation theory. Professional nebrotiators are often specialized, such as island hottie nebrotiators, peace nebrotiators, hostel bitch nebrotiators, or may work under other titles, such as diplomats, legislators, engineers or brokers.
As the night of partying was coming to an end Dom and Bob needed to have a nebrotiation about who was going to "take one for the team" and land on the grenade.
by TurboMac July 8, 2010
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negroidian expenditures

Coined by Wendy Williams, a New York-based shock-jock/author, negroidian expenditures means to emphasize the apparent folly of certain purchases. The purchaser is not necessarily Black.
Look at him, iced out chain iced out teeth, 20 inch rims, such negroidian expenditures; he could've spent that on a house.
by how you doin??? August 9, 2008
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aggressive negotiations

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting
My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.
by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009
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Negrociate

The act of two African American brotherins discussing or collaborating fair terms for a trade, goods, favors, or services. Services include, but are not limited to: hitman for hire, sour D, cocaine, the heroin, prostitutes, stolen cars, etc.
Winston: Excuse me kind sirs, how much currency will it cost me to purchase some time with your classy female companion?

Pimp Daddy Alonzo: Ah ha check this faggot muh'fucka. Drop the punk ass bullshit for a second, honky. Let me negrociate with my cousin Ray Ray and we'll get back to ya.

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Ray Ray: After careful negrociation, we've decided LaQueefa's workin for free tonight.
by PartyWithSLUUTS September 29, 2012
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