The Needful

(n.) need-fuhl

1. The needful is what needs to be done.
2. A common translation error due to sentence structure variances.

"Yes it appears that you need to audit your server."

"Ok, Please do the needful. The needful needs to be done."

by clownpenis September 4, 2006

need it

if you need it you need it. natty ice, food, chicks, ava, jimmy eat world...you know....you just NEED IT.

god, i need it so bad right now

by NEED IT!!!!! April 25, 2010

Need-to-Be

A Punk ass trick that needs to get their ass kicked for saying or doing something dumb (e.g., Hoish).

Everyone has a "Need-to-Be" friend that always has something retarded to say or acts like a little bitch.

by Meretrix, Inc. March 6, 2007

needed it

1: When two competitors equally matched with equal incentive to win compete, it is who ever wins. Must have not just wanted it, but needed it.

2: When someone overcomes odds to do something they set out to do.

3: When someone does something shady to achieve a goal, but the unsavory action was so clever even those duped must applaud.

4, when a competitor refuses to loose no matter what.

Ex 1:Luke: Man did you see that one on one game between Kobe and Lebron?

Cory: yeah Kobe needed it .

Ex 2: Jordan: Duke was down 15 with 2 minutes to go and they ended up winning
Kyle: yeah they "needed it ".

Ex 3: Spectator Ahh Kevin pulled down Tim’s pants then stole the ball and laid it up for the game winner

Tim: I guess that fool needed it.

Ex 4: Jake: The Chargers are missing 5 offensive starters and they are playing on the road, how are they winning by 14?
Doug: They need it.

by Robinshood April 8, 2009

Needing

To want something or somebody very badly

That boy so needing he’ll do anything to be with me!

by thydra 💋 November 29, 2019

Need-blind

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018

[citation needed]

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.

1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"

by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011