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needle dick

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.
Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.
by TW December 19, 2004
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needle dick

A popular insult derived from Adam Sandler's classic movie "the Waterboy".(see example below)
Get off the field needle dick!

Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!

It may be a needle but it works like a sewing machine!
by LarryFromLA October 3, 2007
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needle dick

by Tony Brooms May 2, 2003
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Needle Dick

Omg Joe Tannahill has such a needle dick!
by The best lmao December 21, 2016
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Needle Dick

A term used to describe a person usually of swedish origin who participates in the world or warcraft player vs player aspect of the game.

A needle dick usually talks in a loud voice, shouts alot regarding PVP and is rude to fellow players.

Being a needle dick in The world of warcraft comes from having a small penis causing alot of anger and frustration.

The following places are where you will find needle dicks:

Outside Ironforge Dueling
Any of the PVP arenas
Outside Dalaran Bank doing gear inspections for pugs
VOA on a wednesday
HoN - heroes of newerth
Battle.net

Spamming trade with the following: "LFM ToC,Naxx,udluar *ITEM RESERVED (usually grim toll or trinket of some sort* must link achievement, stats & epic"
Dave: How was that new priest in your 2v2?
Mike: All he did was shout at us and get really agressive
Dave: was he SWE?!?!?!? :))))))
Mike: Yes, how did you guess?
Dave: You've just experienced a needle dick

Garry: Why did that undead mage start jumping after he killed me?

Steven: Must be a needle dick

Baz: WTF HOW COULD LET HIM KITE YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? **Sigh**

Larry: Stop being such a needle dick
by Footlong Larry November 8, 2009
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needle dick

an extremely thin dick having the appearance of a sewing needle
bob has a pointy needle dick
by DAR May 1, 2003
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needle dick

someone with a small penis. usually insecure and also fat to go along with the small penis.
eh joe, nice needle dick you got there. Looks like a twig and berries.
by your mother sucks cock February 1, 2009
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