needle beggar 

A Needle Beggar is an term used to define a heroin addict or addicts that are too damn lazy to work to feed their habit, so the addicts aka needle beggar asks or rather begs around for money.

Addict : Hello Auntie Kay, I need some money can you spare me some cash?
Auntie Kay : your only Going to buy heroin with it, Now Fuck off somewhere else you dirty needle beggar!

needle beggar by SovietSpaghetti November 20, 2013

Needle Fart 

When you force a fart out so hard that it causes a sharp pain in your asshole, as if the fart were made of thumb-tacks.

I tried to push out a fart really quickly to impress my friends. It turned out to be a needle fart, and I thought my ass was bleeding.

Needle Fart by FartDoctor December 19, 2010

Needle in a Haystack 

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

Needle in a Haystack by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

needle game

An IWBTG fame in which it is nothing but spikes.

Paragusrants when playing a needle game: MOTHERFUCKER

needle game by Sheogorz September 27, 2013

Needle Noodle

Male genitalia that is flaccid and skinny resembling a needle as well as floppy like overcooked pasta.

Ben:"Wow did you guys see Chalsens Needle Noodle with the condom still on in Seaside?"
Shea:"Yeah, it looked like a tapeworm"

Needle Noodle by KamaCoskey January 3, 2009

Needle Juice 

steroids or some type of performance enhancing drug by needle

Michael: hey man, how did you get so quick?
Tony: oh yeah, im on that needle juice now and its been helping out

Needle Juice by Mr. go getta October 16, 2008

needle dick 

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

needle dick by meee November 30, 2003