Neda is an exceptional girl that can not just be defined simply by words. Her greatness is known by all and even sometimes makes the people around her to envy her. She's a fantastically beautiful girl that has smoking hot body. No one can simply deny her hotness. She helps people to really know themselves. She's fun, attractive and outgoing, too. If you have a Neda kiss her right away and appreciate God every second for putting her in your way. Put your best effort in making her happy; because when she laughs, you will get the best reward you could ever possibly have. Never miss a chance to talk to her because you will regret it badly. If you are lucky enough to have a Neda, just say I LOVE YOU to her right away.
Ali: "I love you Neda!"
Neda: "I'm seriously worried about you right now and you show affections about me? Damn you, I love you too!“
Neda: "I'm seriously worried about you right now and you show affections about me? Damn you, I love you too!“
by Ali Sabouri August 17, 2018
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Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"
Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"
Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
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Marvin : Who?
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Jack : YOUR MOM !!
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Get the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me mug.A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.
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Get the Near mug.Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.
To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."
"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."
"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."
"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
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