nearpod

the gayest mother fucking website in school

ugh nearpod fuck that

by ddds nuts March 24, 2022

Narpy

Being a spoiled brad

That kid Storer is so Narpy

by Jidder March 11, 2019

nearp

1. (n) An extremely good pianist whose talents are never fully recognized.

2. (v) To shock, surprise, or simply scare a stranger by uncontrollable laughter.

3. (n) The previously mentioned laughter, which is best described as uncontrollable, loud, and spreading over multiple octaves on a music scale.

That nearp just nearped those guys with his nasty nearp!

by Briman007 April 10, 2008

Nerpy

A word created by Markus Persson (Creator of Minecraft) on the day of his marriage to explain the feeling of being happy and nervous at the same time. though meaning entirely different things, this could be a possible add-on to the already rhyming words Herp and Derp. The alternative to this word is the more dislike-able "Harvous"

From Notch's Twitter:

notch Markus Persson
I am nervous and happy. Harvous. (Nerpy?)

by Notch Stalker August 17, 2011

nearby

close at hand; not far away.

He slung his jacket over a nearby chair.

by ZekketheBro December 31, 2018

Nearlyisms

When someone nearly says a turn of phrase.

When that girl said, "Oh my god, that girl's not even worth the co2," it was one of the funniest nearlyisms I'd heard all night

Dude, I really hate people that always act all p.r. and stuff

That running back can stop on a time and he's off to the races

by Beadsis September 22, 2010

Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015