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Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.
How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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A prehistoric animal known to be existent over 40,000+ years ago, they are the early stages of a human. They also tend to be aggressive and violent. Commonly known to have too many allergies, they are the cause of many human allergies. Ex: they had a pecan allergy
Oh my god look it’s the stupid Neanderthal Sia

That prehistoric Neanderthal Sia is a stupid ni
by Ihategays222 February 14, 2023
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Often called a "Leah". An idiotic human who spends their time hurling abuse in the street because that's all they can do. Their language revolves around the word "fuck", and they insult people who are smarter than them through jealousy and envy.
Often know for 'sponging' off the council, and most of the time they live in a council house because of lack of funds and lazy, idiotic parents.
"Shit. Get away from that Neanderthal, they may take you wallet"
by SanchezForPresident May 15, 2005
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White men who like to use violence to get their way with people because they lack any real intelligences. They are usually boomers, bikers, gang members, mobsters and racists.
Billy: You know the Neanderthals died out thousands of years ago

Mandy: No they didn't, I saw one yesterday on a Harley bike
by Mix Master Mason June 22, 2020
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" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"
by cullop April 3, 2010
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Neo-Neanderthal

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The kind of people who only instinctively care about breeding with a cute/attractive counterpart. They are usually not very well educated, and spend their time in bars scouting for potential victims of their blissful ignorance on using others.
-Look at that girl going on around those group of friends.
- Yeah mate! She's a total neo-neanderthal.
by Thedoragon November 24, 2017
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Neanderthalis Decibelus

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A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.
If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.
by @pop_art July 28, 2009
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