Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.

I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.

by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010

naval gazing

The practice of quipping faux-intellectual droppings, ideally on Twitter by influential tech people. Utterances should have a healthy mix of sociology, anthropology, technology, and why yes, cryptocurrency bullshit. It is named after a certain venture capitalist.

- Did you see his latest tweet? He is at it again. "The past was democracy. The future is meritocracy. Blockchain is Lydia".
- His naval gazing is just too much, man.

by someone-over-the-rainbow July 31, 2018

Naval Gazing

Noun: The semi-stupefied state that a boat owner falls into when the weather is sunny and the seas are calm, but they are stuck at work. Often, this state is punctuated by staring longingly out the nearest ocean-facing window. May also be seen in surfers stuck work while the waves are breaking.

Man, did you see Joe? He just got a new speedboat and was naval gazing all afternoon. I felt badly for the guy when the weather blew in.

by Paradoxical Cat July 29, 2013

Naval gazing

Excessive introspection.
Too into themselves to notice anyone else.

Doesn't even notice me. He's too busy naval gazing cause he's so in love with himself

by kimity May 20, 2009

Slimey Naval

Verb:
When you cum all over a girl's stomach and then wipe it off for her, like the gentleman you are, and secretly leave a load in her belly-button so that when she stands up it'll all drip down to her clitorous.

Today me and greg were having sex and he came all over me. He offered to wipe it all off and I thought it was so sweet. Then when I stood up it all oozed down to my vagina. GROOOSSSSSSS!!!!!! Slimey Naval!

by dbrxlms18 June 18, 2009

Fuzzy Naval

1.An alcoholic beverage that is a mix of orange juice and vodka.

2. A hairy belly button.

"Jesus! That's one fuzzy naval!

by jdizzlecizzle February 1, 2009

Naval Canal

The Canal within a Nose

Sally: “Oh shit my nose hurts”

Fillipe: “Is it your naval canal?”
Sally: “yes”
Fillipe: “omg I love that for you”
Sally: “fuck off fillipe, you spanish prick”

by NavalCanal December 28, 2018