Narsticles

Hideous growths on one's face or arms, extremely contageous. Orig: Twisle my twisler...aka andrew murchinson

Narsiff narsed my narsticles last night in cod.

by Tony MP5k Duca June 15, 2010

Narspicuous

Despicable, horrendous, disgusting,

That bitch is looking mad Narspicuous with that basic ass fit

by Boof niqqa November 29, 2021

napsterbate

masturbating followed by an immediate nap.

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

napstarter

A term for masturbation for males since they tend to fall asleep after orgasm.

Before I go to bed, I'm going to have a napstarter. I can't fall asleep, I need a napstarter.

by hawkbball June 3, 2014

scratching narse

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful

"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

Narsearchism

The act of thoroughly and repeatedly Googling ones self.

Brian is constantly plugging his name into the computers search engines to see how much information is out there about him. Total Narsearchism. I guess he wants to be a celebrity.

by LCat October 3, 2013

napsturbate

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

by urbdicuser June 13, 2014