Sweaty Napper

After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.

Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.

by swude September 19, 2009

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crapper-napper

noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time

15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.

Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.

by Lincoln Silver August 3, 2007

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crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding September 26, 2008

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ditch napper

The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.

Dude is such a ditch napper. I bet he has a couple bars left in his pocket and a sign in his grill.

by C. Sampson April 2, 2009

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crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

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