A very well off, rich, top suburb of Chicago. Every car on the road is nice unless there's a "INSERT TOWN High School" bumpersticker on the back. Downtown Naperville has amazing restaurants and local shops that attract people from vast places. Top public schools in the nation, and constantly in the Top 5 of Money Magazine's "Best Places to Raise Your Kids". Called the Laguna Beach of the Midwest.
by Beratera March 30, 2009
A city known to have an income range slightly less than Beverly Hills but a hell of a lot greater than most the world. While it has an upper class reputation, and not undeservingly, there is a "ghetto" within the city limits. The Naperville Ghetto is a series of apartment buildings that, at last count, contains 100% of the black population of the city.
by Nowhathua! August 8, 2005
Centenial Beach
Loitering
Controlled substances
Naperville: Where even the "gangstaz" famliles have a higher average income than the entire city of Detroit.
Loitering
Controlled substances
Naperville: Where even the "gangstaz" famliles have a higher average income than the entire city of Detroit.
"Meng, I got off dat bus today, an' some honkey tole' me dat mah shoes was 'so last year'!"
"Fo-shizzle, bra? Dem shoes be 1975 Palmiotti's, Leather Edition!"
"Cheah!"
"Dayum, it be hard to be a gangsta 'round Naperville meng."
"Fo-shizzle, bra? Dem shoes be 1975 Palmiotti's, Leather Edition!"
"Cheah!"
"Dayum, it be hard to be a gangsta 'round Naperville meng."
by Lololzorz October 22, 2006
A rich, primarily white town, with not much to do. Once reported after you do everything there is to do in Naperville once, there is nothing to do. The public schools are superior to the private ones, and music programs in the public schools are amongst the best in the nation.
Neuqua Valley----> Won the Grammy award for #1 music school in the country.
Frequently asked questions from other schools:
" So do you go to Neuqua?"
" Yeah why?"
" Are you rich?"
Frequently asked questions from other schools:
" So do you go to Neuqua?"
" Yeah why?"
" Are you rich?"
by Stephens June 21, 2005
A suburb of Chicago where most drivers break laws because they feel that they are better than the rest of the world.
by gooddriver March 18, 2011
Joe-"your parents only make $100,00?!?"
Bob-"yea, why?"
Joe-"how do you afford to live"
_______________________________
"if you wear any target/Wal-Mart clothing in Naperville, nobody will look at you (otherwise than for Jokes).
Bob-"yea, why?"
Joe-"how do you afford to live"
_______________________________
"if you wear any target/Wal-Mart clothing in Naperville, nobody will look at you (otherwise than for Jokes).
by its all Blargh! July 23, 2011
An upper-middle class southwest suburb of Chicago, Il. Most adults living here make a median income of about $100,000 a year. Most adolescents spend much of their time busying around from activity to activity, with almost no free time. Most of their actual free time is complaining about how bad their life sucks, how boring Naperville is, how stressed they are, etc, etc. Most children are so hopped up on prozac that they do not know whats going on, but for the most part are generally happy. There is almost no retirement or senior community in Naperville, most seniors shut up in old people homes by their children.
Kid from South Side: "Damn, those kids from Naperville got it good, man"
Kid from Naperville: "Yo, I wish I finna be born in the South Side, Naperville aint finna handle my qhetto ass. Naperville is fuckin boring as hell"
Kid from Naperville: "Yo, I wish I finna be born in the South Side, Naperville aint finna handle my qhetto ass. Naperville is fuckin boring as hell"
by Splanky101 November 2, 2011