Nothing

Means something but your most likely to lazy to explain.

"Whatcha doin?"
"Nothing"(your actually eating but you realize that "nothing" is easier to type than "I'm eating"

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 15, 2016

nothing

when something didn't happen

nothing happened

by HEEHOO BANAN July 10, 2020

Nothing

Lethal stuff that goes faster than the speed of light.

Steve: What goes faster than the speed of light?
*Mr. Tweetums lands on Steve's shoulder*
Carl: Nothing goes faster than the speed of light.
*Mr. Tweetums suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Carl: How did Mr. Tweetums die?
*Carl suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Steve: Exactly! But when did this nothing appear?
*Eric suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Allison suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Steve dies from a heart attack*

by edggya June 22, 2009

Nothing

You. Everything you do/have done/will do.

"Speak to me Sarah. What's wrong now?"

"Nothing."

by CartledgeB2 October 27, 2003

Nothing

"Something" Everyone Seems To Be Doing Everytime You Ask What They Are Doing.

Makes People Very Mad.

Very Annoying When They Ask For Something To Talk About.

Caution: Nothing Might Make Someone Have Nothing To Talk About.

Greg: Hey Ashley What Are You Doing??
Ashley: Nothing...

10 Minutes Pass...

Ashley: Why Do You Never Have Anything To Talk About...?
Greg: ...Why Are You Always Doing Nothing...?

by .Tit.For.Tat. April 4, 2008

Nothing

What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe

'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'

by NorwegianNorwayLover August 16, 2014

Nothing

Something non-existant.

The oppostite of something.

Nothing is inbetween the arrows > <.

by _____nothing__________________ June 16, 2009