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Mauricio

Mauricio is a very funny guy. He knows how to flirt and good in the bed. Ladies should hit his dms first. He likes to do pranks and and is ladys man. But he is not no simp never cath him lacking being a simp.
Omg mauricio is so cute
by jordan lemor October 8, 2019
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Jose Mario Mourinho

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.
Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because
by fatso101 May 27, 2011
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Murica

A slang term for 'America' usually shouted in an exclamation by stupid people/rednecks.

The only notable people who have ever used this word repeatedly are Matt and Pat of Two Best Friends Play on YouTube.
Holy shit that was awesome!
Murica!
by Fetus Bitch August 21, 2013
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Maurice

Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!

Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!

Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.

Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.

Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. Maurices usually have a beautiful but crazy wife so they avoid flirting to aviod any female getting harmed.
Happy wife happy life is what a Maurice would say.
by Smarty 2017 March 14, 2017
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Muriel

The hottest girl you will ever meet. She has an amazing sense of style and is a total dime. Girls wanna be her, and guys wanna bang her. However, Muriel's hold men to a high standard and won't go for just any guy. Her confidence keeps her classy, while her looks make her sassy.
Guy- "Damn, did you see Muriel today? I'd tap that."
Other guy- "Dude, who are you kidding? She's way outta your league!"
by Deff Guru September 5, 2012
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Mauriana

A beautiful but agressive girl. Fun to hang out with, when she has the time to. Maurianas are busy, but popular and funny.
Maurianas are very busy but good at what they do. They are also very hardworking, and like to please everyone. They are very easy to make angry, but have a hard time staying that way. Maurianas could potentially rule the world.
1. "She's kinda agressive...but really funny! I should hang out with her."
2. "Wow, she's REALLY busy. What a Mauriana!"
3. "Oh my God it's a Mauriana! Quick, act like you're doing something good so she'll like us and won't get angry!"
by Perfekt Mädchen October 3, 2010
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Jose Mourinho

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