Masticarp

A verb to chew/tooth somebody's finger like a carp. Frowned upon in post-infancy.

Guy: Did you see Jim masticarping Phillip in the bar last night?
Girl: I don't go to gay bars.
Guy: No, he was just so drunk he started chewing on Phil's finger.

by Phredrikk October 8, 2011

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Mystic Messenger

A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not

Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect

by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019

mysticular

fascinatingly spectacular

The total solar eclipse last week was mysticular.

by Nebyulaa September 29, 2018

mysticess

A female mystic
A mystic or mystical.

Like actress, goddess, stewardess, waitress etc

She was a mysticess.

by wildmysticess November 7, 2020

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!

Bruh wtf up with that wise mystical tree bruh nahhhh

by Quasar_BBX October 13, 2022

Mystic Toilet

Mystic Toilet is an informal and, occasionally, affectionate nickname used by the Guild Wars 2 community to descibe the Mystic Forge. The etymology of the name should be self-explanatory: Using the Forge generally feels like throwing money down the drain.

I've put 800 exotic Greatswords in the Mystic Toilet. Still no Dawn or Dusk.

by Aendaeron Bluescale November 23, 2013