i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Isekai myself

When you have the wish to die and reborn at a new world with the memories of your past life

Dude, my life sucks. I want to isekai myself and try again.

by TheThyg November 26, 2019

Mylie

Mylie is a person that is not gonna put up with people's bullshit sometimes she stays quiet and doesn't talk to anyone although she has her mood swings she is a very fun person to hang out with she also pretty af and she is very attractive

Mylie fucking rocks!

by Mylie badass May 25, 2018

off myself

the act of commiting sucide

"i totally tried to off myself last night"
"thats so stupid man"

by jessica78678 December 16, 2007

im feeling myself

Like when some one is enjoying what/how they look

Ouuu, I'm feeling myself today

Im feeling myself: Enjoying how that person looks today

by .........123456789 August 27, 2017