My mom jokes 

A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is

You know who else _____(action)_____

Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule

My mom jokes by Antas October 8, 2011

my mom and dad 

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.

my mom and dad called you round eye.

my mom and dad by nobody else here March 21, 2017

Memommy 

a kind, caring, unselfish, lovable, beautiful person.

Thanks so much, you are a real Memommy.

Memommy by Wambuee February 12, 2010

My mom is so china 

A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!

Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?

Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!

Vlad: Bummer...

My mom is so china by vladdy-boy April 16, 2010

my mom's home 

when you're having passionate anal sex and you hear the garage door open so he pulls out and you shit everywhere

UGGGGHHH MY MOM'S HOME

Rachel: Why is Nate changing his pants?
Tim: He got a bit excited and his mom came home

my mom's home by ebrosion December 9, 2011

my mom 

a phrase commonly used by a character in the show " Regular Show ", that character is named " Muscle Man " a friend of the main characters " Mordecai " and " Rigby "

guess who doesn't take a shower "my mom"

my mom by darwinCx March 21, 2019

date my mom 

a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.

1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.

date my mom by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006