mycology

The study of fungi. Diverted from the greek word for fungus, mykes.

Pat: What are you going to study at colledge?
Sam: Mycology.
Pat: What's that?
Sam: Something about mushrooms, I'm gonna try jack some shrooms.

by benormous May 5, 2006

mycophile

lover of mushrooms and fungus in general

"i think i'm a mycophile"
"why's that?"
"i only date fun-guys"

by emma ruby October 13, 2007

slobberedon Mycockyoubitch

1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job.

2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)

1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"

2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

Mycoxadrupin

Generic RX prescription for viagra.

Hey honey can you pick my up some more mycoxadrupin, I wouldnt mind doing some extended slammin your fur taco tonight?

by Mike Jelot November 18, 2003

Mycoxaphalia

The medical term for a situation where ones penis fails to perform, rise up, take charge or man the fck up!

Girl: We going to have a fuckathon again?
Guy: Sure, let me hide the parcel in a few of your friends too this time it will be fun.
Girl: Sure let me suck that hard man tendon of yours!

30mins later
Girl: Good gonzo, I have been fluffing and sucking on little Timmy for a while now what's with you?
Guy: I think its your technique!
Girl: Oh shame, it looks like you are sufferring from a bad case of mycoxaphalia

by Top Bloke August 6, 2012

Mykoc

1. A medicine that is orally taken
2. Dick

Girl reading medicine label: "Ask your doctor if MYKOC is right for you!"

by 8GAG November 20, 2013

mycocutie

A short adorably cute af chick who is learning to identify the mushrooms she is inspired by. But can't pronounce them.

Bout to learnt me some latin in a minute . So that sweet mycocutie shows me her mushroom bra.

Dat mycocutie made me fanny flutters.

by Myco_melfie_cutie September 1, 2018