squat on my duck

Sit on my dick

Hey yo Kat, squat on my duck.

by GVilleMexican December 10, 2015

sick my duck

drunk way of saying my sick duck (which is a mallard)

Drunk guy: im saad
me: why
Drunk guy: sick my duck soo...
me: WHAAAA????????????????????

by lgbtq+ <3 February 25, 2019

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

burp my duck

using stroking motions to draw a phallus to the point of fulfilment

hey baby, wanna come over and burp my duck?

by sarmanda May 29, 2018

smell my duck

smell my duck abbreviation is smd

john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”

by hello pookie wookie May 24, 2023

This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

Duck My Sick

A way of saying "Suck my dick" that actually sounds cooler than saying "Suck my dick". Also the name of one of the racehorses on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

This punk ass can duck my sick!

by Hand Hanzo May 18, 2005