fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

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no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

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LMOA for short. means that your laughing on your off branded ass or your laughing on your crooked ass

Me: You hungry?
Christy: LMOA NO

*LMOA = Laugh My Off Ass*

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What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.

Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet

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When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.

Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"

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When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.

My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.

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It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

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