my ass

A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....
Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.
by Cow December 22, 2004
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Don't touch that bitch, that's my ass!
by Cornholio June 27, 2003
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my ass

expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)
Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?
by doc err0r December 07, 2006
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My ass

The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you
Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass
by Your friend next door down March 19, 2019
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My Ass

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018
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My Ass

When someone says something and you believe that it’s a lie/ you know it’s a lie.
Person 1: me and name are in a relationship
Person 2: relationship my ass!
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1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally
“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”

“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”
by IbreathAir September 01, 2021
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