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a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.
Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂
by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018
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A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005
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Dude, Where's my Car?

a question that you ask after a long night of partying and/or smoking some ciga-weed
SWS: Dude, where's my car?

AK: I don't know dude.
by johnashmore January 24, 2010
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dude, where's my car?

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Where's your car dude?
by Big Rog. February 7, 2005
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Oh My Car

Phrase from the game Final Fight after you break the enemies car. Often used to replace the phrase "Oh my God."
by rpeterson36 July 15, 2007
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Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"
Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009
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Jump in my car

The David Hasselhoff medley that men use to pick up unsuspecting women.
Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.
"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"
by Holly Holly Wood September 14, 2008
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