Mutkin

•A hound or mutt

•Often receives undeserved prizes for booky gcse artworks that require no effort.

That Mutkin is a booky dog.

by El baronet May 2, 2017

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

Mutomboed

Unexpectedly rejected, and with vigor

I walked this girl home, but I was totally Mutomboed at her door.

by Spicy Cream August 4, 2008

Muskox Butt

Describes the rear end of the largest unattractive female(s) in the office. They often travel in packs.

That accounting intern has a muskox butt. Stay back when she turns around or you may get a temporary but unfortunate beard.

by PermanentHarassmentZone July 7, 2009

mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

Mutka

A gun

Used in some small Finnish communities in the Uk at least

Have you got a deal on that mutka yet?
(about selling the gun)

by Gurkha July 30, 2003

Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician

The captain is a real Mutton Mangler

by DocJay March 8, 2008