A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.
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a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.
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I mustated with Kerry on the glass being half full or half empty
I mustated with Kerry on the glass being half full or half empty
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