mustache

a person who enjoys killing people with guns..preferably the man/woman with a handlebar mustache.

holy shit that mustache is killing me.

mustache by diana diana diana diana March 16, 2008

Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.

Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.

Mustache by bush3102 June 30, 2020

Mustache

Booger wiper, mainly according to women.

"Shave your mustache, Jake!"

Mustache by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

mustache

if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.

Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?

mustache by hehe2 July 13, 2022

Mustache

A mustache is hair on your face, in between your mouth and nose. Most females don't have mustache's tho.

Stranger 1: Look at that girl with a mustache! So wierd!
Girl with a mustache: (with a deep voice) I'm actually a guy

Mustache by SuggmaBallz June 8, 2022

mustache

1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.

Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.

mustache by Maxi T. December 27, 2024

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014