Often known as slang for someone who plays too much world of warcraft, and tells their parents to get their router.
Ray: "Andrew is such a Muskrat."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
by Ghost in the darkness March 03, 2009
A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!
Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"
by Muskratman March 29, 2015
A select member of a prestigous brotherhood whom display the arts of savagery, falconry, and muskratery. They are cut throat, relentless, and display unparralled habits. Whatever a muskrat says is law. If he claims you are wrong, then you are wrong. A muskrat is ruthless to the utmost degree.
by International Muskrat Scouting November 02, 2009
A safe word used when one is uncomfortable. Once the safe word is used all others must leave the user over the alone. This applies to men, women, all physical proximity offenders, and "gender undiscriminating" sexual predators.
Ethan: "Hey Mike, you look cute"
-Ethan then touches Mike leg-
Mike: "Muskrat!"
-Ethan sighs and moved a couch seat away, and cross his arms upset-
-Ethan then touches Mike leg-
Mike: "Muskrat!"
-Ethan sighs and moved a couch seat away, and cross his arms upset-
by 5725 July 15, 2012
What you call the most attractive person in your group of friends. Usually is perfect in every way and everyone is jealous.
"See that girl over there who is so beautiful and smart and perfect?"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"
by klasjdhladksjhfaldk December 14, 2013
Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017
by anargflarg February 24, 2018