MarmiteMiner

A member of the same sex that puts from the rough.

Marc was a MarmiteMiner that frequently tried to enter the ass off many pigs

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

Mureithi

A small Cringy boy that loves memes, plays Minecraft with Jeff and his sea turtles and go to the seabed via e-mail

We were with Mureithi yesterday

by Rowdy Negro May 31, 2019

Marmite Situation

A 'Marmite Situation' is the name we give to an object or person who you can only love or hate and can not have ambiguous feelings about.

I see myself as a marmite situation, dear - You either love me, or hate me.

by Jack H.R August 2, 2007

marmite motorway

A refference to the rectal passage way...

The dirty cunt likes to take it up the marmite motorway...

by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

marmite fisherman

1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.

"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"

by toaototoato June 19, 2003

marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.

Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.

by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016