muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows
big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.
Pat Kelner is a Muppet.
by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003
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1. Excellent creation of the late Jim Henson (Lat. muppetus comedyus)

Timeless comedy characters and stars of stage, screen and motion pictures. Habitat- television studios predominantly but known to inhabit, amongst other areas,: Space, Dickensian Britain and Sesame Street.

2. Bradford Bulls RLFC fan. (Lat. Muppetus fuckwitus)
Easily identifiable by common features such as hats with Bull horns, facepaints, shirts signed by players, cleft pallet, webbed toes etc. Habitat- generally found in large crater in Yorkshire resembling a land fill site. A new species of the Bradford Bulls RLFC fan recently emerged in the Keighley area of West Yorkshire in large numbers. (Lat. Muppetus gloryhuntingbastardus)
"Dad who are those strange looking people with painted faces, silly hats and mullets?"

"Muppets, son"

"Like the ones off the telly?"

"No, son. Much, much more ridiculous."
by Red_In_Yorkshire November 24, 2003
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M-ost
U-seless
P-olice
P-erson
E-ver
T-rained
by Joxx May 02, 2006
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noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.
by ashley philp March 12, 2005
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lmao ooh im a muppet
by destiny June 20, 2004
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another word for "wheel" in parts of the northeastern united states
"dammit, that muppet ran over my foot again"
by majordriver November 21, 2007
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