cock mugger

One who has such a voracious appetite for cock he will do anything to get his hands on cock.

The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.

by iamnotoriginal February 11, 2009

reverse munger

To sit on the toilet backwards, facing the cistern. This allows you to crap on the porcelain & not in the water. Why would you want to do this? If you were dragged along to a party at the house of someone you didn't like & you were bored.

"I just took a reverse munger in ya farken dunny bitch!"

by Andy J January 10, 2005

Zach munger

guy with a 16 inch dick.

I went to go have sex with him and he had a Zach munger.

by tigerfan100002 October 17, 2008

muggeridge

If you have just been mugged off, that is a muggeridge

originated in North London

Dave-o: your mum sucked my dick

Steve-o: well your little sister sucked mine

Craig-o: thats a muggeridge

by Smithy678 November 14, 2007

cock munger

a male or female that craves cock in any hole of their body.

hey grandpa come and watch this porno,this bitch is a cock munger!

by trezzin September 25, 2006

munger jumping

One person digs up a corpse and a second places their mouth on the corpse’s genitals. The first person then stands on top of the gravestone and jumps down onto the stomach of the corpse forcing the contents in the corpse’s stomach to exit through the genitals and into the mouth of the second person.

I don't mind jumping on the the dead as long as you're down there giving them head....i'm munger jumping.

by RaMDaY December 19, 2006

Munger (plunger)

This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.

1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.

2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.

3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.

by John and Kyle May 23, 2006