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Muffler Dump

The acoustic reduction that comes from someone’s butthole when they push out a fart and your penis is inside their butt.
Brandon shoved his penis in his wife’s gassy ass so the muffler dump wouldn’t wake the children.
by Texas Chodehouse August 28, 2021
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Piss-muffler

Another name for penis/dick piss-silencer
If I'm gonn' put my piss-muffler in yo mouth,then you better not use your teeth.
by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020
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bread muffler

Stuffing a piece of bread in someones mouth while commiting anal rape to keep them quiet.
Tim used the bread muffler on his cell mate David, to keep him quiet so he could ass rape him.
by Jason (r.f) August 30, 2005
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Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.
Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.
by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008
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Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.
She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date
by jards nella llea January 14, 2009
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Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.
While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.
by Pot sticks June 7, 2022
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Cunt muffler

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.
Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.
by Pollup January 14, 2008
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