Multifubaring

Failing at each and every task when multitasking.

I attempted to multitask by taking the mail to the post office, going grocery shopping, and getting an oil change, but instead wound up multifubaring by losing the mail, forgetting my money at the register, and slamming the car into the Jiffy Lube entrance. FML.

Today was another fine day of multifubaring at the office. I think my boss will fire me tomorrow. FML.

by Farm Love November 30, 2010

Mattifucker

A person from the humble town of mattituck who thinks they are cool and like to use the word "rachet."

Usually hated by others.

Often think they are hot and pretty, but in reality they're ugly.

Believe that they're hot stuff, and that people actually LIKE them.

Look at her being a total hoe, she such a mattifucker.

by Unintrested Banana April 20, 2013

mulefuck

To simultaneously orgasm, and punch your partner in the back of the head during doggie style sex.

Go on bro, MULEFUCK 'ER!

by mriley29 October 16, 2004

Multifucksional

Multifucksional..

Fuckable in multiple ways..
There are always other holes to fuck..

Bob : what if you ran out of wetness? Oh but wait you have other wet holes too!
Bobbette: Exactly, I'm what you call multifucksional!!

by TheCrazyDutch November 13, 2016

Multifucking

This is when a man is

naked on one leg with one leg sticking out and his hand sticking out opposite like a T your wife is giving you a bj your beating your kids with your hand and your foot ticking out is in your daughters ass

Dad stop multifucking it hurts

by Insta @ben_1780 October 1, 2019

Zeus Multifunktion

Mulighed + Handling = Resultat

"Fuck bro, ved simpelthen ikke om jeg skal til tage til fest i aften... skal jo på job i morgen"
"Brug Zeus multifunktion Bro!"

by Peterdelff September 18, 2023

Multifacing

When you have multiple social networking sites open on your computer monitor.

The network guys blocked his access to the internet for excessive multifacing during office hours.

by C#Note March 9, 2014