Skip to main content

Vagina Mullet

Vaginal hair trimmed short in the front and long in the back. Also the name of a metal band in the early 2000's, who pronounced their title "vah-john-aye-moo-lay" and claimed it was French for "hairy steak".
"She had a sweet vagina mullet, and I liked it."
"The band Vagina Mullet played a rad show!"
by Chelsarrr May 16, 2012
mugGet the Vagina Mullet mug.

bust a mullet

the accidental assumption of trashy behaviour after prolonged exposure to rednecks.
If I had to spend one more minute in that pick-up truck I was gonna bust a mullet right out the back of my skull.
by corey pounder March 3, 2009
mugGet the bust a mullet mug.
Related Words

Get a mullet up ya

Get a mullet up ya

An old saying (in Australia) used by the common man, generally around the pub whilst heavily intoxicated. It can be either used as an insult or term of endearment depending on the situation.

Example of an insult :-
Scene – At the pub, both Johnno and Bazza are sloshed. They do not like each other.
Johnno : Hey Bazza, you come round ere again and im gonna smack you down fuckstain.
Bazza : Ya know what Johnno, go get a mullet up ya!!!

Example of endearment
Scene – At the pub, both Dazza and Leslie are maggot whilst playin pool. Dazza pulls off a randomly flukey shot and sinks the black and wins the game. They are friends.
Leslie :- Well fuck me Dazza, get a mullet up ya, ya rad caaaarnt!!!
Dazza :- Hahaha yeah bro, get a fkn mullet up ya too!!! (bro hug takes place)

Definintion by REDDORDOP
Example of an insult :-
Scene – At the pub, both Johnno and Bazza are sloshed. They do not like each other.
Johnno : Hey Bazza, you come round ere again and I'm gonna smack you down.
Bazza : Ya know what Johnno, go get a mullet up ya!!!

Example of endearment
Scene – At the pub, both Dazza and Leslie are maggot whilst playing pool. Dazza pulls off a randomly lucky shot and sinks the black and wins the game. They are friends.
Leslie :- Well fuck me Dazza, get a mullet up ya, ya rad caaaarnt!!!
Dazza :- Hahaha yeah bro, get a mullet up ya too!!! (bro hug takes place)
by REDDORDOP April 19, 2017
mugGet the Get a mullet up ya mug.

Genital Mullet

Shaved shaft with hair hanging off the balls.
Her chin was tickled by my genital mullet.
by D. Good October 4, 2010
mugGet the Genital Mullet mug.

mulletologist

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.
I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.
by SWZ September 25, 2003
mugGet the mulletologist mug.

Bald Mullet

A person who is balding but maintains long luscious locks (mullet) at the back has both an almost entirely bald head and simultaneously, a mullet is said to have a Bald Mullet which is also known as a Skullet.
by Professor Pro January 4, 2012
mugGet the Bald Mullet mug.

national mullet day

Mullet day will be on August 15th and it's the day that we celebrate mullets in their glory and how fucking beautiful them fuckers are
Hey jacob wtf is today ~ brady its national mullet day ya dumb fucker so sit back relax and crack open a cold one!
by Jaida Beard 😬 July 15, 2020
mugGet the national mullet day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email