muffingasm

when one experiences an orgasm over one with a muffin top.

While at a party, Kevin experienced a muffingasm over Tina's muffin top.

by Muffintop January 23, 2008

muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006

muffinman

everybody wants to know if you know who he is.

person 1: do you know who the muffinman is?

by ummmmmokkkk June 30, 2021

Muffinkat

A muffin with chunks of kit-kat baked into it.

Me: Dude i have the munchies so bad lets make some muffinkats o.o

by mossboss November 6, 2010

MuffinMan11

A MuffinMan11 is a rare species of anthropomorphic wolf type mushroom. They are known to reproduce through homosexual means (Meaning they are the first known GAY mammmal)

Bro1: YO BRO! I GOTS SUM TO TELLS U!
Bro2: AYO WHAT IZ UPS?
Bro1: MUFFINMAN11 IS GAY STRAIGHT UP!
Bro2: WE BEEN KNOWIN!!

by Qwackhead June 26, 2023

Muffingasm

When one takes a bite out of a muffin that is just so good its orgasmic. They then proceed to straddle someone and start humping them while chewing. Once the muffin is swallowed, the one having the muffingasm jumps up and yells "MUFFINGASM!"

I only had one muffingasm...

by xxfallyxwallyxx March 2, 2011

Muffinsaurus

A dinosaur made out of muffin.

Usually meaning fuck me in dinosaur

oh yeah. Muffinsaurus

by ducks123 September 9, 2010