muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

by slurret May 17, 2010

blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

by Xela808 January 28, 2015

hot muffins

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010

Scorch Muffins

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

by scorch muffins June 3, 2011

buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Freedom Muffins

The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.

-"what are you eating, English muffins?"

-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"

by Harkinian23 June 28, 2010