mud monkey

the smallest version of a poop gingerly pinched off between the ass cheeks

DAMNIT! You don't pinch off a mud monkey in the urinal.

by All the other names are taken November 1, 2010

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017

Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me

Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”

by User1661616 May 12, 2020

Mud monkey

AN ABSOLUTE HUGE SHIT

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

McMonkeywalker

A kid that walks like a monkey, hides in trees, and sits in rubbish bins eating bananas.

You are a McMonkeywalker.
Today you are looking like a McMonkeywalker.

by Callum Hemsley March 1, 2008

mudhoney

The goop you stir up in a persons rectum when you ass fuck them. It consists of semen, crap and ass mucos

Oh baby your ass is so tight, I am gonna pound that dirtbox till the mudhoney flowes

by Uberhottrolk July 25, 2004

Mud Monkey

any asian from Indonesia and its surrounding islands that is unfortuanatly asian and small and has also a darker complection from the steroetyped "yellow" asians., also they have very small hands almost chimpanzeeish

brought in to steal jobs from hard working aussies coz they only work for shit and are grateful for it

rice nazi

aka rock apes
!!!

Aussie slacker: fuck me dead the fuckin boss is bringing in more of those fuckin mud monkey's from cambodia every day

fucking mud monkey stole my job

basically aussie version of the mexican

THEY TOOK MA JEEEERRRRB

by Mad_Vladimir October 16, 2006