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metodi

He is an animal in bed. No woman can decline him. He has the biggest dick from all in Bulgaria and the Balkans. He is a gym lad and has the biggest muscular body ever. He is a bear. Metodi's like BMW and Mercedes.
Man: What are you going to do later?
Metodi : Go to the gym...

Man: What are you going to do with here later?
Metodi : Fuck her and go to the gym.

Man: Къде си бе братко Методе?

Metodi : Ооооооо братле тук съм...
by Ебача_17 January 9, 2018
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Mpetosexual

Originating from the greek word mpeto, mpetosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to either sidewalks or dumb fucks.
Person 1: Yo I just saw a mpetosexual humping the sidewalk. I don't know what's wrong with people.

Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.
by XannieA$$ August 29, 2021
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MeToo

Internet trend used to destroy lives of people you hate
DISCLAIMER:Only works for women.
Omg i hate Jordan im gonna metoo him
Yass queeen slayyyy
by h4cker 4ch4n December 28, 2019
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MeToo

A feminist movement that started around a case of actual harm where an actual crime was committed but quickly spiraled to false accusations for political and economic gain, petty revenge, and brief fame by changing the definition of rape from anything from actual rape to looking at a woman for more than 5 seconds. It was justified by the idea that one should believe all women, all the time, and take their words without question and their accusations without investigation.

In the process it completely discredited actual rape victims.

The movement effectively came to an end when democrats were accused of rape and MeToo activists started blaming the victims to support their political candidates.
I wanted his job so I used MeToo to get him fired based on the accusation that he raped me by unconsensually saying "hello" while passing me in the hall.
by KolchakTheNightStalker January 6, 2023
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Metooism

Main Entry: Me-too-ism
Pronunciation: Mee-tuu-izm
Function: noun
1 : a theory that ultimate reality lies within a realm subcribing to the commonplace, ordinary or bitchin. If five others are doing it, it must be hot!

2 : the practice of forming your ideals or living under the influence of what other people are doing, or consider cool at any given moment.

3 : literary or artistic theory or practice that affirms the preeminent value of whatever is popular with the general public at a specific time and place, regardless of how silly a given trend may be, or how short it may last, and how foolish you will feel when it's over. At least you weren't alone right?
Joe: "Hey Bob, we learned about Metooism in Philosophy class today, btw check out the new armband tattoo I got?"

Bob: "You got one? Me too! Hey thats a metooism ain't it?"

Joe: "Yep it's a meetooism alright, hey check out this new tongue piercing I got Bob."

Bob: "WTF? Another metooism? I got one too dammit!"

Joe: " Yeah it doesn't help that we both have goatess too, this metooism lifestyle is rather craptacular isn't it? I think I'll try something different, and go shave my head."
by Brian_Thorn December 29, 2008
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metonut

A nut you find outside your house that looks like walnut shells. It is originated from boy band star with long hair that is a college profosssor and has a mailman dad and a second grade art teacher mom. It has a very laggy elf friend named Anggie and has a little brother.
This is also used to say that you died of laughter.
Retard 1: Something funny
Retard 2: I choked on 50003988287 metonuts!
by Mickeymetonutspookynerdwizard October 10, 2020
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Meto

when u first meet Meto she is shy at first and wants you to start of a conversation and once you get to know her she is wild and so funny . She can be smart and can act stupid to make you confused. She is beautiful but doesn't think she is. If you have a Meto in your life take care of her people like her are RARE. she is an angel
Her name is Meto
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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