Originating from the greek word mpeto, mpetosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to either sidewalks or dumb fucks.
Person 1: Yo I just saw a mpetosexual humping the sidewalk. I don't know what's wrong with people.
Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.
Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.
by XannieA$$ August 29, 2021