Definitions by XannieA$$

Mpetosexual 

Originating from the greek word mpeto, mpetosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to either sidewalks or dumb fucks.

Person 1: Yo I just saw a mpetosexual humping the sidewalk. I don't know what's wrong with people.

Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.

Mpetosexual by XannieA$$ August 29, 2021