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maoware

All software including apps that furthers the evil agenda of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), such as surveillance, censorship, spreading CCP propaganda (like the latest 'Xi Jing Ping Thoughts' online test required by journalists in China to maintain their license to report).
Before going to Mainland China, make sure you uninstall all apps allowing free speech such as facebook, twitter, instagram, telegram, whatsapp, and load it up with Maoware.

Maoware will uninstall all apps and references to Winnie the Pooh on your devices and all accounts associated with it and replace it with the picture of Xi JinPing.

Ready to contribute to the glorious CCP? Upload information about political dissidents with Maoware and they will be promptly suicided.

Want a new organ transplant and cannot wait for a free donor? Check out the latest Maoware for real-time pricing for fresh human organs at discounts prices available.
by XiJinPing October 23, 2019
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miaow

British spelling for meow, the sound made by female cats.
The cat miaowed.
by Nov February 12, 2004
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mrowr

def. 1:
sound made by a cat and/or person pretending to be a cat.

def. 2:
sound of slight frustration. usually combined with ack and a ">.<" kind of face. see gah, blah, and grawr.
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def. 1 ex.
person 1: "duuude why are you wearing cat ears?"
person 2: "mrowr."
person 1: "um... right then."
person 2: "mrowr."

def. 2 ex.
person 1: so howd'ja think ya did on the test?
person 2: ack mrrrrOWR! >.<
person 1: yeesh, that bad, huh?
by TheFiend. May 8, 2008
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Marowhack!

A word is used to express the impossible amount of "Whack" a certain person/place/situation/thing is; It was first used by Eloy Martinez-Aguilar when his teacher assigned 63 problems of geometry as overnight homework. The word is a pun on the name Marowak, the evolution of the Pokemon Cubone.
Justin: Dude, Peach just beat Donkey Kong!
Eloy: Fuck! Man, that is Marowhack!
by E-lochness May 4, 2008
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marowitz

Someone that is a real nerd, and loves Superman. This type of person tends to be cool and extremely easy-going til you piss him off.
Guy 1 : D00d, my teacher is definitely a marowitz.
Guy 2 : I wish my teacher was a marowitz -sad fayse-
by Sir Hmm. June 5, 2011
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Mrrow

Mrrow is another way of saying "Meow."
Cat1: Meow.
Cat2: Mrrow.

Bob: Are you ready for the big exam?!
Joe: Mrrow...
by Meta_X December 16, 2011
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miaow

The sound a (typically female) cat makes (brittish spelling)
Miaow, I'm a cat.
by AppleBish December 2, 2017
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