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Mozzer

"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"
by itcreaks June 28, 2004
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Mozambique Mozzarella Stick

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.
by Sinfrey August 27, 2009
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Mezzin

An adjective used to describe a person, event, or object that exceeded expectations or was particularly good.

Derivative of "Amazing"
"That was mezzin"
"S/he is mezzin"
"Mezzin!"
by sj :) April 18, 2010
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Mazzic

The feeling of complete and utter hopelessness and desperation caused be failing at almost everything in life in the most spectacular and mind blowing way.
Man, that's so Mazzic.
by Eragan February 3, 2015
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Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.
by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015
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muzzing

The act of muzz, a dance done at clubs and festivals. Also known as chopping.
He was muzzing so hard at stero!
BRO, teach me how to muzz!
by Muzzking101 April 13, 2016
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The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
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