Moosecock

A male organ for procreation and the extreme pleasure of women, which is extremely unorthodoxed in size and unparralleled in girth.

The Buffasella has been known to seriously injure and finish women with the MOOSE-cock.

by Tyranny "got-fingered" Hack November 3, 2003

moosecock

A mythical organ found on Moose in the North Woods. Highly valued. Familiar to Canadians and anyone from the UP.

In da nort woods tey got a lotta moosecock, eh!

by FIB March 21, 2007

moosecack

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj

MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass

by middle road August 11, 2006

moosecat

another slang term for Vagina

guy: "Girl let me get that moosecat."
Girl: "Baby taste this moosecat."

by Ashbashkash October 11, 2009

moosechasing maple syrup sipper

A flaming homosexual Canadian. Generally lives in Winnipeg and goes by the name 'Mike'.

Mike, you're such a Canadian, you fucking moosechasing maple syrup sipper!

by Will October 22, 2003

Moosecock

Nickname invented while drunk one night.

"Hey! Listen! How bout Moosecock?!"

by Nick April 23, 2003

moosecow

a fat ugly girl who proclaims to be a vagitarian

The fact that Betsy professed with undeniable pride that she "be a vagitarian" made me come to the sad realization that she was nothing more than your average moosecow.

by Taint Jones March 28, 2007