mouth harassing

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.

What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017

mouthal herpes

Herpes of the mouth. Not to be confused by oral herpes, which is entirely different, obviously.
Its main source of distribution is the swapping of generally similar looking bottles.

Sue: Hey Sam, I may have misappropriated my bottle and it looks like yours.

Sam: Oh no, perhaps you now have mouthal herpes. That is not fun.

by Yourski December 18, 2013

You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014

mouth and moobs

When a big fat, usually gay man, with big moobs and a big mouth.

fat gay man: THIS MARK HURT YOU BADLY RN.
normal man: you are just all mouth and moobs

by Wodderwick January 30, 2021

poor-mouth

The act of playing up the your level of poverty verbally to excuse yourself or make yourself look worse off than you are. A person who does this is known as a poor-mouth or the act itself is called poor-mouths or poor-mouthing.

He poor-mouths that he couldn't pay the bill, when he just bought a brand new lexus.

by WLN May 29, 2008

Cock Mouth

When an individual has their mouth in the shape that a cock could perfectly fit in there.

Man, I was checking her pictures out on facebook. She definitely has got a cock mouth.

by PhoneEatingBear December 14, 2010

pirate mouth

The unfavourable purple mouth you get from drinking too much red wine.

"I could tell Corene got into the red wine last night because she had mad pirate mouth."

by adriennediana December 16, 2016