poor-mouth

The act of playing up the your level of poverty verbally to excuse yourself or make yourself look worse off than you are. A person who does this is known as a poor-mouth or the act itself is called poor-mouths or poor-mouthing.

He poor-mouths that he couldn't pay the bill, when he just bought a brand new lexus.

by WLN May 29, 2008

Poor Mouth

A Poor Mouth never seems to have any money, yet they have a better house, a better car, eat better food, go on nicer vacations and generally have more fun than you do.

Nan: I just don't have any money.

Dave: Stop crying poor mouth, you lie!

by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009

Poor Mouth

Poor Mouth is the movement of rich people pretending to be poor for fun. This includes buying from thrift shops, buying clothes made to look dirty and ripped, or making "homeless inspired" accessories. The only issue is, once they're bored they can simply go back to being rich.

The punk version of Poor Mouth is known as Corporate Punk.

Mary: I saw the CEO of our company wearing a cardboard sign around his neck? Why is he pretending to be poor?

Jack: Oh he's just doing Poor Mouth now, he thinks his cardboard sign necklace is trendy

Mary: Did he really have to stop bathing?

by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021

Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.

I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.

by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025

Poor-Mouthing

Someone who says their poor but really isn't and just needs money.

Kanye: Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw… I'm Broke AF

Mark: ... (Thinks: Stop poor-mouthing me)

by drobisch078 August 30, 2016

poor cocksucking mother fucker

A middle class guy who lives in a suburban area only because he lives with his parents, otherwise he'd be living in a shithole on the south side of Chicago. This candidate also possesses thrifty values and isn't afraid to turn down a movie or mini-golfing with his friends because he feels $7 is too much to have 2 hours of fun. Mainly, someone who has nothing better to do with their money but to save it and never enjoy life.

Mike is a poor cocksucking mother fucker because decided to sit at home online and continually check myspace and facebook instead of spending $7 to have a quality time with his friends.

by SWhockey98 September 11, 2006

poormouth

To whine and complain that you don't have much money, that you're destitute from other expenses etc. when negotiating for goods or services when, in reality, you're loaded and much better off than the person you're haggling with.

"Don't let him poormouth you into doing that job for half price. He's a millionaire a couple times over."

by The99Percent January 11, 2012