de-motivational poster

A take off of the classic 'motivational posters'. De-motivational posters are more often than not sarcastic, insulting, or making fun of something widely known, or comical.

Often a picture bordered in black, with a large single word title written in white, and in some cases a comment below written in smaller font.

Did you see that de-motivational poster on 4-chan?

by Furofushi February 21, 2009

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.

Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018

Motivation wank

When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.

I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going

by JuniorJet June 19, 2010

motivation spank

A motivation spank occurs when you spank your partner/spouse/friend/colleague to show him/her support and to encourage him/her to take some difficult effort.

"Go Tigers! The trainer shouted loudly in the locker room and spanked the quarterback loudly in his bottom."

Wife: "Honey, I'm not sure I'm gonna perform well on this interview."
Husband: "You'll do great, I'll give you a motivation spank!" <<Slap!>>

by Mr. Spanker December 9, 2012

Motivation

what you obviously do not have because you are here, procrastinating. good job

you do not have motivation

by doritofritocheeto May 29, 2016

3 AM Motivation

The late night motivation men randomly get to turn their life around.

I just had some motivation at 3 AM last night.

I started doing push ups last night because I had 3 AM Motivation

by NASA Waffle June 6, 2022

Thug Motivation

The realist group of albums runnin'
Young Jeezy made Thug Motivation 101: Let's Get It!
Thug Motivaiton 102: The Inspiration
Thug Motivation 103: Yet to drop
For some reason The Recession was not part of this trilogy

Jamal "Yo Tyronne you gettin this album Thug Motivation 103"
Tyronne "No shit bro this nigga is the realest trapstar around!!!"

by OJ DA F0Z MAN September 27, 2009