Moseley Leisure Pirate

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.

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by Quelmo Rodriguez June 16, 2010

mosteresteresterest

more than the most, moster, mostest, mosterest, mosterester, and mosteresterest. the uber uber kill of ANY arguments. :D

i love you mmosteresteresterest

by SchatziMD March 19, 2011

Mostefa

The most flirtatious boy you will ever meet. You will never forget this boy. He is hilarious and tenderhearted and an amazing friend. Everyone loves Mostefa. Popular, sweet creature. HE IS PERSIAN!!

This boy is Persian he is defiantly a Mostefa!

by theNatalie September 24, 2011

mostestestestestestestest

1. When a determiner that is more intense than ‘mostestestestestest’ is required to reference a noun. It exceeds 4.65 x 10^185 Planck lengths and counting. As well as physics, it is said when one attempts to expresses the mostestestestestest genuine, realest, and deepest affection. It is definately the most anything will ever be and nothing, not even ‘mostestestestestestest’ with another ‘est’ will ever exceed the amount of noun/noun group there is.
2. How much Saffron loves Rudy.

rudy: I love you most
saffron: I love you mostest
rudy: I love you mostestest
saffron: I love you mostestestest
rudy: I love you mostestestestest
saffron: I love you mostestestestestest
rudy: I love you mostestestestestestest
saffron: But I love you mostestestestestestestest

by miaowow May 10, 2018

mootles

Another name for moot, founder of 4chan.

I love you mootles.

by mootles102910291029 August 8, 2009

mortled

exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense

i was absolutle mortled last night!
- i was completely steaming drunk last night

by alleycat January 5, 2008

mistletoehoe

someone actively soliciting/trolling for kisses under the mistletoe

"That Stacy is such a mistletoehoe"

by Jason O. January 7, 2008