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Ted Mosby-ed

When you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.
"Dude I messed up last night, I brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally Ted Mosby-ed her mid makeout session. She just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left."
by Dexvd February 29, 2012
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mommy issues

In my own experience is knowing she doesn't care , about my feelings , gaslighting , when youre telling her someone she doesn't listen , she blames all on you , manipulative , always seems to want to hurt you even if she says its "because she cares" , your mommy ignoring you, shouting at you, making you feel worthless and like the worst person in the world ... in more simple terms , having a careless mom , having a bad relationship with her , having an absent mom , abusive , manipulative ,etc.

What does it triggers?

Body Dismorphia(horrible self steam and body image) , resenting others for having a good relationship with their mother ( because you can't and never had) ,being to confrontional an scaring others around ( trust issues , bad commitment issues) , pushing away , getting emotional attached to mother figures , distancing yourself from people you love so you don't get hurt (again trust issues , because all the abuse you've lived) ,liking astrology , wanting independence , controlling , can me impulsive , sensitive (but often don't show it) , not many female friends / many guys friends , more feminist views, need validation of everyone and need attention all the time , having anger issues and not knowing how to express your feelings , getting attached to fast with anyone but having trust issues, never letting people touch you ever , independent but secretly clingy , very giving and caring for others ( craves the motherly role).
X: She listens to Lana Del Rey , is not a surprise she has mommy issues.

Y: Yeah , she also cries when someone says " Im proud of you" , I think she just really need love from their parents .
by juddy.q February 17, 2021
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Mosby'd

To be told "I Love you" very early in a relationship.
I was talking to my sister on the phone last week and said she was Mosby'd the night before.
by Rexpop April 12, 2010
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mommy jacking

When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children
Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits
by Willem Dafoes Junk May 25, 2018
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Mommy Issues

Mommy issues arise when somebody's mother is an absolute cunt and does not give them the care they require throughout childhood.
She has really horrible anxiety because he mother was emotionally abusive. She had some really bad mommy issues.
by hiimjeff October 5, 2017
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lil mosey is green

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Mewtwo Mommy

A thicc female with legs like track cyclists and a voluptiously large booty. Her lower body resembles Mewtwo's lower body.
"Damn, that powerlifting chic is a Mewtwo Mommy."

"Look at that Mewtwo Mommy! I would like her lower body to crush me."
by squatbenchdead March 1, 2022
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