Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Moses Maneuver

This is a maneuver administered to somebody who is trapped in a conversation with somebody with a voluminous mouth and feels that he has no polite escape. Somebody else (acting as Moses) delivers him (the victim) from bondage by calling their cell phone. The victim will say something like “I really need to take this call”. If the maneuver is successful, the talker (perpetrator) will go away. Also, when the caller identifies himself as Moses, the victim will immediately know what has just happened.

Look! Kevin’s cornered by Sarah. I can tell by the look on his face that he wants “out” of the conversation. I’m going to call his cell and administer the Moses Maneuver.

by The RogueWave February 28, 2009

monsieur monstro

A muthafuckin badass geniusly crazy artist.

He's tryna keep art alive, and he's dying. Such a monsieur monstro. Lets make art great again.

by Not MonsieurMonstro from Insta March 13, 2018

Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.

Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...

by Filiosp April 14, 2020

nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.

"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."

by jc42069 November 21, 2017

mobie

Short for 'Mobile'.
Australian slang meaning:
a) A mobile phone.
b) To smoke weed in a car...Technically while driving(mobile), but it still counts if you park the car.

"Give him a call on his Mobie."
"Let's go for sum Mobie's."

by Diego November 13, 2003

mosdef

shortened form for 'most definitely'

A: you gonna come out tonight?
B: oh mosdef!

by AznC June 18, 2003